In a desperate effort to get money for a car, I'm pleading the internet to donate as little as $0.01 cent to me, so eventually my pool of donations will be enough to buy a car. I am simply too limited without one. I cannot go shopping, I cannot take my girlfriend anywhere, and I have to wait hideously long times to take multiple busses to get anywhere. I need some help here!
Like any red-blooded man of the male gender, I just love driving a car. If the concept of heading on down to the local petrol station and pumping $70 worth of premium unleaded into your killing machine doesn’t appeal to you, you’re a frikkin’ pansy. Also, you’re probably sane and will live significantly longer than I will. However, you should list your trip at http://www.shareyourride.net and find some friends to keep the petrol expenses down on your road trip. Or you could buy a bus ticket and travel around for hours at 50mph with strange smelling people, unable to open a window or change the radio station while all the cool people join carpools and give hot chicks a lift!
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